One Wardrobe Piece Styled Four Ways: Slim Black Pants

Do you own a pair of J. Crew’s Minnie pants?  Best.  Pants.  Ever.  You can also pick up the J. Crew Factory version, the Winnie pant.  Clever name play there, no?  They are slimming, flatter every figure and now they are even making them in a maternity version.  J. Crew, where were you when I was knocked up?  You weren’t there for ME.

I think some people are afraid of a slim cut pant.  Don’t be.  They are very flattering even on us old lumpy, flubbery broads.  Promise.  I wouldn’t lie to my sisters.  I love you guys and don’t want you to leave the house looking like ass.  You won’t look like ass in these pants.  (I have the J. Crew Factory version because I am cheap.  I mean fiscally responsible.)

So, anyway…

Slim black pants are magical and go with everything!  Wear them to work or wear them to play.  You can wear them with a fox in a box eating lox…  You WILL wear them and your closet needs a pair if you don’t have any.  Word, bitches.

One Wardrobe Piece Styled Four Ways: Slim Black Pant

Have a great day and stay classy, chicas!